Appraisal Rating...!

Agree you have done GREAT…………..
BUT BUT

25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s  =  18
It implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.
And 12 x 2s = 24
      58 x 1s = 58
It means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls
So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls
Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned
49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING
(though anyone of our team could not do it)
and your rating  is 3

Hope so many of you might have experienced the similar situation...! This is how software engineers are rated during there performance review meetings..!

POEM CONTEST---Hilarious --Don't miss

 WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

                              

              This is the winner -

             

              My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

              Marrying you screwed up my life.

             

              I see your face when I am dreaming.

              That's why I always wake up screaming.

             

              Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

              This describes everything you are not.

                                                   

              I thought that I could love no other --

              that is until I met your brother.

             

              Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

              But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

             

              I want to feel your sweet embrace;

              But don't take that paper bag off your face.

             

              I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

              Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

             

              My love, you take my breath away.

              What have you stepped in to smell this way?

             

              My feelings for you no words can tell,

              Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

             

              What inspired this amorous rhyme?

              Two parts tequila, one part lime J

HIstoric Photo's..!

How our culture was ruined by the English see the last  photo of this mail
   The daughter of an Indian maharajah seated on a panther she shot, sometime during 1920s.  
 

 

A British man gets a pedicure from an Indian servant.

 

The Grand Trunk Road , built by Sher Shah Suri, was the main trade route from Calcutta to Kabul .


A group of Dancing or notch girls began performing with their elaborate costumes and jewelry.

 
A rare view of the President's palace and the Parliament building in New Delhi .

 
Women gather at a party in Mumbai ( Bombay ) in 1910.

 
A group from Vaishnava, a sect founded by a Hindu mystic. His followers are called Gosvami-maharajahs

 
An aerial view of Jama Masjid mosque in Delhi , built between 1650 and 1658.

 
The Imperial Airways 'Hanno' Hadley Page passenger airplane carries the England to India air mail, stopping in Sharjah to refuel.

 

See what the India was at 1835.......

 

DID YOU EVER THINK LIKE THIS!!!

DID YOU EVER THINK LIKE THIS!!!

Do you know?

a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain.

But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 Del of Pain.

This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!!!!
LOVE UR MOM...

God couldn't be everywhere and therefore he made Mothers...

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON THIS EARTH…

OUR BEST CRITIC …

YET OUR STRONGEST SUPPORTER…

"MOTHER"

T 0 KILL A LION!

T 0 KILL A LION, COMPANIES FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING METHODS:
Cognizant Method: hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more....... and more .......
  TCS method:
  hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
 
  IBM's metbod:
  hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...
he dies of unemployment...
  Syntel Method:-
 
Hire a Cat ... assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite. Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....
  MBT method:
  hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?
  i-Flex method:
  hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion) cow dies in fear of the real lion
  COSL Method:
  hire a lion . tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....
  Polaris Method :
  hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....
 
  Patni method:
  hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...
the lion dies before joining....
 
  Wipro Method:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id. he will die recieving stupid mails all day........!!!!
  Accenture Method:
  Hire a lion....
Send him to chennai Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
Ask him to eat idli,Dosa and Vada No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...
No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls
And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......
  HUAWEI Method:
  Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends...
No time for food and family, automatically die


   THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST INFOSYS METHOD:
HIRE A LION..... SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE ...................................................KING OF THE JUNGLE! J
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM
............................................LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
..................................................CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRNG ..........................................MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS ................................................MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE ... :-) :-) :-)

 
  This is how software engineers die in India.